Integrity Discussions Pillows

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Others will fight for you

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Man losing his honesty

Crisis of values

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Check your conscience, Senator?

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Businessman's Secret Handshake

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

Government Interference with Science.

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Bribery

"This is unacceptable. I never take bribes from cheap people."

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '