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"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'It's agreed - we'll hire cheerleaders.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

It's a Rubik's desk.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"