Insurance Innovators Prints

Caution: Safety Net Being Redesigned.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Resume Dumpers

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Aluminium Henge

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Dammit, Gentlemen! We need someone who's not afraid to 'poop outside the box'!'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'It's agreed - we'll hire cheerleaders.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

It's a Rubik's desk.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"