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Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Another rejection! I'm wasting my time trying to sell life insurance to the immortal.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Obama Healthcare.

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."