Insurance Advocate Gifts

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I'm afraid bleeding badly from a facelift is not covered under Trumpcare."

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

Trial by Media

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

Slavery Reparations

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"Moulting"

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.