Insulation T-Shirts

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Artist

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Extreme miming"

'No ice.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Bubble gum leaves

Apple Pie Abduction

Pastries and Candy

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Honest Vending

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cellphone Islands