Instrument Building Gifts

Hacksaw Violin.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Orchestra.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Building Sandcastles.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Cycling with a harp case

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Do it yourself books.

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Lego Haircut

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"First snowman?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'