Instinctive Gambler Pillows

Post Game Day Betting.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I put money in the stock market and now I don't have any to put in the supermarket.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

He dropped ten quid.

My bullish strategy was given a bum steer.

Put all our money in corporate stocks.

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.