Instant Messaging Prints

Lay off the instant messaging. You have carpal twitter syndrome.

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Polly txt speak

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Hectare?

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Valentines

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'