Instant Messaging T-Shirts

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Polly txt speak

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Valentines

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

Letter to God

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."