Instant Meal Lover Mugs

"Okay, so what do we add?"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History