Instant Meal Enthusiast Mugs

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Instant soup, instant meal, instant coffee...yes, it all makes sense now."

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Kentucky Fried Horse