Installations Prints

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

"The catalogue raisonné of Christo"

Slant On Art

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Computer Expert

Convenience.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"To toast!"

The Guy Who Was Hooked Up To The Wrong Machines

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"I love every single one of these."

Pumping up wig in blender.

"He only made first four installments."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

The Winds of War

"Sky, sir?"

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Museum.

"I find things go around in cycles."

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"