Installation Investigator Prints

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Diet considerations.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"