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"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Do that again, but cuter."

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Digital Fomo!

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Victorian Selfie

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."