Instagram Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If it weren't for Instagram, I'd have no self-esteem at all."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Victorian Selfie

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

The Final Selfie

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Selfie World