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"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

'Oh no, how will I be able to Instagram this?'

'Can you suggest something that will photograph well for a Facebook posting?'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Oh, you'll talk – unless you want Joe here to go through your Insta and like all your ex-girlfriend's old photos.

Quick look at Instagram...

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

Gone to photograph lunch

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

"She's been so creative lately."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Bird Tweet.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'