Inspiring Speaker Gifts

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Hanging off every word...

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."