Inspirational Quotes Gifts

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.

Shoot For The Moon

'Be Content' sign holder to other: 'Hey, you got dual hand grips!'

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Do me next."

Historical memory is on life support.

Bright idea

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Better times ahead.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."