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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cookie Thief

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'