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A cow has a picnic with a rug with a hole in it, so he can eat the grass underneath.

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Breakfast surreal.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Self Service, Self Denial

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'