Insect Intrigue Pillows

To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

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Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Two men converse secretively

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

'You rang?'

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

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The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together