Insect Conqueror Gifts

Commands Respect

Fly Spray

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

Man using to much bug spray

The prying mantis,

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Russian Snail

"You drop yours first."

The Drone Ranger

"What pheromone are you using?"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant