Insect Conqueror Gifts

Commands Respect

Fly Spray

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

Man using to much bug spray

The prying mantis,

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"She's a natural!"

Crop duster wanted.

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Russian Snail

"You drop yours first."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

The Drone Ranger

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'