Innuendo Appreciators Pillows

"I can't eat anything spicy."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'A cheeky red?'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."