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"I'm in my doctor's telemedical waiting room!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Haircuts

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bright idea

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Walking Luggage.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

The Selfie

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.