Innovative Seller Gifts

Floss Street Vendor

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.

"It's time to feed your drone."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

Innovation department.

e-procurement

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

"A progressive company? Don't make me laugh, Bob! I've never encountered so many stubborn neigh-sayers in my entire life!"

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

'You'll try anything to make cleaning the bird's cage easier!'

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"Just as a sidebar, I think we've overbought on the 'New Perspective Series'."

'Research, Development and Second Thoughts'

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