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'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Eternal Student.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

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"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

' A good idea '