Innovative Gadgets Gifts

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

Dog Walking Services

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Can our software do that?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Hiding the electronics.

Raincloud Umbrella

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

That one has all the batteries!

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"