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"I see we've hired an ideas man."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Changing Minds

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'