Innovation Influencers T-Shirts

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Changing Minds

Sport Utility Boot.

The original paperless office

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Evolution.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Congratulations Strike Over!

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."