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Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

The original paperless office

Changing Minds

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Witches of Instagram

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."