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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"What's a patent?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ascent of Machine.

Empty box of ideas

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Satya Nutella

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Walking Luggage.

Eureka!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Bright idea

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'