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'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Others will fight for you

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

First love.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Anything for me?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"No. I can still see you."

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."