Innocence And Whimsy T-Shirts

War games.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Playground reputation.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Magic mushroom

Rosie Cheeks

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

'I'm not particularly religious, but I do believe in Harvey.'

"There are three kinds of lies: big lies, small lies, and in between are grande lies."

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'