Innocence And Whimsy Gifts

War games.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Playground reputation.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Magic mushroom

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Rosie Cheeks

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'I'm not particularly religious, but I do believe in Harvey.'

"I think we should start seeing other little kids."

"There are three kinds of lies: big lies, small lies, and in between are grande lies."

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'