Inner-city Challenges Champion Mugs

'Being a principal of an inner-city school is a demanding job. My single most important priority is to lower the drop-out rate for students... and teachers alike.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Last Leaf

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"And remember, peace comes from within."

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

Deaths on the road

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

Noise: An Overview.

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Entering Toxteth.

What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.

"Being a principal of an inner city school is a demanding job. My single most important priority is to lower the drop out rate for students as well as for teachers."

Terrible with Names Anonymous

'He's put knife crime behind him. He's training for 2012.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice grown rich, and sheriff of London.

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

"I sent you dry cleaning to France."

Neighborhood Night Out

"I don't mind change, as long as it doesn't happen to me."