Inner City Commentator Mugs

Entering Toxteth.

Freedom of Speech

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'That damn racial scandal.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

"How am I rampaging?"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"He's into binge fetching."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

"Any questions?"

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.

'I plan to privatize everything...so instead of President, I'll run for 'C.E.O'.'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

"Too much beige."

Fun City Update

"Tell him we don't vote for them wot don't do anyfink."

Occasionally the birdtable would be visited by a family of Chavfinches.

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'