Inner City Commentator Pillows

Entering Toxteth.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Freedom of Speech

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Back to Normal

'That damn racial scandal.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'I think it's called RED!'

"How am I rampaging?"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"He's into binge fetching."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

"Any questions?"

A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'I plan to privatize everything...so instead of President, I'll run for 'C.E.O'.'

Fun City Update

Softened Up

"Too much beige."

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'