Inner Child Reviver Gifts

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Caption Contest TK

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"It's really dark in there ."

'He took too many days off.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."