Inner Child Reconnecter T-Shirts

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

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"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Coronovirus dreams

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

Expression of the inner child

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."