Inner Child Dreamer T-Shirts

Expression of the inner child

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I'll have the usual."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'