Inner Child Reconnecter Mugs

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

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'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

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"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

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"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

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"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

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"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'He took too many days off.'