Inner Child Advocate T-Shirts

'Sorry, sir - no second childhoods.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

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"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Violence against children.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

Danger: Do not love.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"It's really dark in there ."

'He took too many days off.'

An apple core school

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."