Inner Child Advocate Gifts

'Sorry, sir - no second childhoods.'

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'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

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"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Violence against children.

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"It's really dark in there ."

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."