Inner Beauty Advocate T-Shirts

"Beauty comes from within."

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."

"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."

The return of Miss Subways

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

'Low self-esteem is not good, but in your case fully understandable. . .'

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"I don't like your application."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

What price beauty?

Have you got your make up on yet?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Desert Dermatologist

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

"More concealer?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'