Inmate Prints

"To be honest, I was little nervous when you insisted on being the one on top."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"....this is the only place where I can finish a sentence."

"Yes, I agree. Having a baby is a little miracle, especially as I've been in here for sixteen months!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Madoff and devil.

Prisoner still life painting.

Prison Romance.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Exhibition for Prisoners

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Maximum security prison"

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'-and which commandment did you break?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'