Artistic Inmate Prints

Prisoner still life painting.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Exhibition for Prisoners

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

Prison Paintings

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

Prisoner escape

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

I don

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

"When you said every single one of us without exception, did you mean me too?"

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

"Wait a minute. Which one of us is in jail and which one is visiting?"

"I got tired of running."

'Bad dog.'

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'