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'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Let's get a kitty.'

When staffing agencies screw up.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Martha bakes with her new friends.

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

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