Ink Dreamer Gifts

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Are we there yet?"