Ink Dreamer Gifts

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.