Injury Prone Individuals T-Shirts

88. 20. 911. That guy is always hurt.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

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Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Sporting maladies.

'I know just how you feel.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You've got a broken finger.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Very funny!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.