Inheritance Tales Gifts

"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Newborn making the V-sign

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Kate realised that having a child with a really tall father did have its advantages.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort." "You never knew your grandpappy, Randy?" "Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world." "‘Indiana Randy’s’ life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits." "I'm just saying you're nothing like him." "I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."