Inheritance Intrigue Pillows

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'He had but ONE close friend.'

'He took it with him.'

Will Reading.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

God changes His will.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

She's leaving me all her money.'